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Okay. We only have two days in Paris, so
I've circled all the places we have to

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go. Cool.

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We're going to start at the Paris Opera
House to pick up some musical babes.

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Then we're going to head over to Mon
Marty to pick up some artistic babes.

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then we're going to head over to the
Left Bank for left -handed babes.

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Ooh, and all these places have snack
bars.

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So you can pick up hungry babes.

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I can't believe we are going to get to
spend our one -year anniversary in

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I know.

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City of lights, romance, and the world's
largest network of sewer pipes.

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I love that you know that.

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Je t 'adore, ma chère Piquette.

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Moi aussi, mon petit chouchou.

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Sacré barf!

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Come along with me.

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Let's head out to see what this world
has for you and for me now.

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Let's switch out the way the wind blows.
We say, hey, ho, let's go.

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Oh, oh, oh. This boat's rocking.

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Oh, oh, oh. Ain't no stopping us now.

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Because we're living the switch life.

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Oh, oh, oh. This boat's rocking. Oh, oh,
oh. Rocking the whole world round.

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And we're living.

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Oh, I love Paris.

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I mean, just think of all the great
writers that have walked these streets.

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Voltaire, Flaubert, Moliere.

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Don't care.

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Yeah, I bet none of those guys wore
stretchy shorts.

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I am dressed this way to root on my
favorite team in the Tour de France.

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You know, most fans just make a sign.

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I am more than just a fan.

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It was a brisk fall day, Colorado, 1991.

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Here we go.

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The U .S. cycling team was training two
of its most promising members, Lance

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Armstrong and...

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Marion Spokes Mosby.

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Lance and I were ready to race into the
record books, but at last, it wasn't

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meant to be.

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Why? Your feet couldn't reach the pedals
on a big boy bike?

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No. I was careening down a hill, my
shaved legs slicing through the wind.

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When my chain broke, as did my tibia, my
fibula, and my dreams.

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Wow, Mr.

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Mosby. You have failed at so many
things.

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Cycling, croquet, badminton.

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Don't forget love.

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Ignore this, folks. I'll watch the
Twitter finals with you. Thank you,

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That's very thoughtful of you.

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Yeah, what's better than hanging out
with these two deadbeats? The one time

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picked up the check, they used money
from a board game.

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We had to go directly to jail.

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Thank goodness they had that card to get
us out, though.

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woman i keep seeing everywhere she the
mayor anyways i really want to get cody

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special anniversary gift something he
really needs but would never get himself

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no a decent looking girlfriend i chip in
for that okay france

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what is that oh a map of the world i
color in all the countries where you've

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insulted me how did i miss norway we
were docked for an entire day

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You said when I went ashore, they'd
rename the country Boarway. Oh, yeah. I

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forgot to color it in.

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This break is awesome.

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Hot fudge and whipped cream all rolled
up in a handy edible carrying case. It's

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a French burrito.

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Isn't this e -school great?

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It's like the United Nations of
indigestion.

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Take a picture of me with this puppet
dude. Camera's in your purse.

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It's not a purse.

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It's a satchel.

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Why do you want a picture with these
creepy French puppets?

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It's a mock Cody. His nickname in
elementary school was Pinocchio.

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Did he lie a lot?

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Nope. His only friend was a cricket.

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His only friend was a cricket. That's
what it is.

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Yes. I have the Monet here with me.

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The painting is yours for five million
euros.

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For an extra penny, I'll throw in the
frame.

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All right, let's go check out the
Louvre. I hear there's a naked lady

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no arms.

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The map's in your purse.

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It's a satchel, not a purse.

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Right?

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Right. Not a purse.

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Someone must have taken mine by mistake.

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I had important stuff in there.

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Like what? Your bag of marshmallows?

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Yes.

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It's a snack and a pillow.

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Relax, relax.

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We'll just have to track down whoever
owns this bag.

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There's got to be a wallet with some ID
in there.

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No wallet.

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But there is a day planner.

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Give me this.

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Look, whoever owns this has an
appointment at 1 o 'clock at Cafe Tres

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a babe named Stephanie.

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So? So, if we go there, we might be able
to get your bag back.

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Plus, maybe the Stephanie is cute.

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Ooh, I hope they have crepes.

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Oh.

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Oh, no.

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Someone stole my stolen painting.

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You can't trust anyone these days.

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First of all.

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Second of all.

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And third of all.

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Oh, wait, I already did that.

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Come on. I planned my anniversary date
with Bailey, and I want you to do a dry

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run with me just to make sure
everything's perfect.

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Not gonna happen. I don't like helping
people.

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If you help me, I'll do your paper on
Lafayette for you.

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What paper?

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The one that's due Monday morning.

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What? How do you know about this stuff?

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I look at the board.

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In the classroom.

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Oh.

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Where's the classroom?

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On the boat.

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Oh.

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In the water.

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You are going to love your present,
Cody.

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It's handmade with lots of love.

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Okay. No, I can't tell what it is. Okay.

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I can't tell what it is either.

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It's supposed to be the Eiffel Tower.

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Which I should have guessed because you
have already made quite an impression on

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me.

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I have a boyfriend.

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And I have a goldfish. See, look how
much we are learning about each other.

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I am Jean -Luc, and you are?

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Bailey, listen, you're very sweet, Jean
-Luc, but... I'm making this as an

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anniversary gift for my boyfriend.

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Remember? The one I mentioned four
seconds ago? Oh, no, no, no.

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Me paint a portrait of you as your gift.

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Here, sit, sit.

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Okay.

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You know, as beautiful as you are, you
belong on the canvas.

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Uh, okay.

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But put Cody in it, too.

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He's my boyfriend.

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Mention number three.

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How are we going to find this Stephanie?
We have no idea what she looks like.

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I picture her as a tall brunette with
full lips and piercing green eyes.

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She loves the outdoors, but she also
enjoys a night in.

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By the fire.

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Excuse me, can you help us?

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No.

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What do you want?

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We're looking for someone who's supposed
to be here at one o 'clock.

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Stephanie. I am Stefan.

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He doesn't look like a cuddler.

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We're here to make an exchange.

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I was expecting a woman.

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So were we.

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Who cares?

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Give me the money.

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We don't have any money. We thought
Marcus was going to pay for lunch.

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But here you go.

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Banker in your favor. You can collect
$200.

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Stop playing games and give me what you
stole.

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I didn't steal anything. It was an
accident.

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An accident?

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You do not rappel through the skylight
into the mission, doctor.

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Steal a priceless money and escape
through the sewers by accident.

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never in the sewers.

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My nose tells me different.

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Hey, I didn't smell like this until you
pointed that thing at me.

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Just take the purse, Satchel.

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Just please, don't hurt us. Why would I
want a purse like that? No man has a

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purse like that.

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Told you.

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Very clever not bringing the painting to
our rendezvous. But now, you will take

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me to it.

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Okay, okay. Let me just get the map.

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Hurry up.

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Are you going to finish that? All right,
thanks.

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Come back or I'll shoot.

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Oh, no.

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Have you seen these two boys?

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How much longer? My lips are cramping.

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Perhaps I could massage them for you
with my lips.

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You know, I think he would really like
Cody. He's very creative.

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One time.

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He wrote me an opera based on the
periodic table.

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He said I was hotter than plutonium.

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I do not know much about chemistry other
than that you and I have it.

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Have I ever mentioned I can neuter a
bull with my bare hands?

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That would discourage me if I were not
French.

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You are a very persistent people.

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And helium, I'll tell you how I feel
-ium.

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Iron, cobalt, nickel, copper.

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Bailey, you're a real hard stopper.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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So what'd you think?

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I think I'd rather hear someone step on
a cat.

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After I sing my opera to Bailey, we'll
eat our entree.

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Which is taking forever, by the way.

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Much like your opera.

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Listen, tomorrow I'm going to be here
with someone I care about.

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Thank you?

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You're coming back?

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No goody.

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So I would appreciate it if our meal got
here before the bread got moldy.

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It's moldy when I bring it.

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This is the perfect spot to watch the
race.

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I wonder why this place is so empty.

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Ah, Cody.

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Hey, London.

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Faith me.

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The cyclists will go right by here.

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Athletes from all nations hunched over
their metallic steams. I know, I know. A

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cyclone of cycles. A blizzard of bikes.

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All culminating with the presentation of
the glorious Victory Cup.

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There's no painting in here. What was
Stephanie talking about? I don't know.

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I just hope we lost him. Do you think we
lost him?

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Nope. Get out of here. How?

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I don't know.

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Wait. I got it.

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You distract him by letting him catch
you. Then I'll escape and immortalize

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deed in song.

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What rhymes with Woody's dead?

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Bad lads. What?

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No!

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Okay.

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Then how do we get past him?

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We need to blend in with the locals.

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I've got it.

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Please, have you seen these two American
boys running? Yeah, follow me. One of

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them is like a pajama shirt, and the
other guy, a big, fuzzy hair. He looks

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a nearsighted bear with glasses and...
Never mind. Everybody has allergies

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today.

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I can't believe this is the only thing
they had in a husky.

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There he is. That's right.

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It's working.

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Woody, get on.

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It's mine.

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Come on.

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I'm trying. It's hard to get on with
these pantaloons.

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Can't be them.

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Get out! Get out!

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And if I see you again, I will flatten
you like a crab. I'm just saying that

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your fondue was a fondon, miss. I can't
believe you said that.

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Okay.

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Friends.

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What's that?

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Oh, it's a map of the world. I color in
all the countries where Cody's been

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kicked out of restaurants.

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I break up with you.

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Not yet.

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We still have to go to the Eiffel Tower.
That's where I want to end my perfect

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date with Bailey.

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Nope, absolutely not. I am not taking
one more step with you.

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Did I say Eiffel Tower? I meant Eiffel
Mall.

252
00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:58,470
Shopping. Yay, mall.

253
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,040
We can blend in.

254
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,960
I don't think so.

255
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,180
We're right in the middle of the Tour de
France.

256
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,640
I hope this qualifies as P credit.

257
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,720
Just one last look and voila.

258
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,220
So, what do you think?

259
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,480
Very funny, but now I don't have a gift.

260
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:45,270
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay,
okay, okay. I can paint it the way you

261
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,490
see him, okay? And you can pick it up
tomorrow.

262
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:50,130
But right now, let's have dinner.

263
00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:51,890
I have a better idea.

264
00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,570
You keep painting, and I'll go
sightseeing.

265
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,610
But the cafe across the street has
wonderful service.

266
00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,210
My sister, she...

267
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:15,410
Paulie in behind them.

268
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,990
Are you even pedaling?

269
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:21,910
I'm supposed to pedal?

270
00:17:22,369 --> 00:17:23,829
I thought we were taking turns.

271
00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:27,050
And when were you planning on taking
your turn? Next week?

272
00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:30,330
No. Just as soon as we started going
downhill.

273
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,450
Would you pedal?

274
00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:34,510
Oh, no.

275
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:39,050
We're heading back into Paris. That's
where Stephanie is.

276
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:41,810
Oh, no, it's not.

277
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,250
Oh, no.

278
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,580
I've got you, you fuzzy -haired American
buffoon!

279
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,100
Fuzzy -haired American buffoon with a
thorn!

280
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,500
Vanguard!

281
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:56,859
Who's that?

282
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,800
Hey! Give me back that parental!

283
00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:00,380
And you call yourself a general!

284
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,540
Hey! Take that! And that!

285
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,959
Pardonnez -moi.

286
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,620
Anybody chance to have any jam?

287
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,720
Enjoy it. It will be your last meal.

288
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,240
Oh, my eye!

289
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,540
I have food!

290
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,620
Woody, what would it take for you to not
think about food?

291
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,430
That tore Napoleon's bones apart.

292
00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:07,630
Why is everything spinning?

293
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,150
The horror!

294
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,470
It's like Colorado 1991 all over again.

295
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:24,590
No, no, no. Wait a second. No, no, no.

296
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,139
Look at that.

297
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:29,200
It is pretty.

298
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,380
I mean, you can see everything from
here.

299
00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:36,660
Notre Dame, the loo, that angry mob
beating a man with a bicycle.

300
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,480
Wow.

301
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:42,880
This is just so beautiful.

302
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:47,600
You know, maybe I'll just make the whole
date with Bailey up here.

303
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:51,280
Are you sure that's such a good idea? I
mean, you tend to get thrown out of

304
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,280
places.

305
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,100
Bailey for your anniversary.

306
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,860
I can't afford diamonds.

307
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:04,240
Besides, the appropriate gift for a
first anniversary is something made from

308
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:08,340
paper. If my boyfriend didn't get me
diamonds, I'd give him something made of

309
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,880
paper. His death certificate.

310
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,000
My paper gift to Bailey is the love poem
I wrote commemorating our relationship.

311
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,560
I'll read it to you. Wait.

312
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,500
How long is this poem?

313
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,900
281 stanzas.

314
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:23,080
We've been through a lot.

315
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:27,690
Bailey, when we first met, You looked
like a boy.

316
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:30,990
When I found out you weren't, my heart
filled with joy.

317
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:36,630
In biology class, our two hearts
connected over the organs of the frog we

318
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,530
dissected. Now I've been through a lot.

319
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,410
Can I see that for a second?

320
00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:42,650
Sure.

321
00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:44,430
Hey!

322
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,990
Look out! Steve will play!

323
00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:52,450
Okay, let's imagine that you've already
read the poem to Bailey and for some

324
00:21:52,450 --> 00:21:53,970
unknown reason, she liked it.

325
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,760
Go too soon.

326
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,800
And then I do this.

327
00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:20,480
You are the most beautiful girl in all
of the world. Your eyes shine brighter

328
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,200
than all the stars in the sky.

329
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,380
So, what do you think?

330
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,520
Wow.

331
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:37,200
You know, I never thought I'd say this,
but Jane Bailey's a very lucky girl.

332
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,880
Thanks, London.

333
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:41,040
I don't even mind that I wasted my whole
day.

334
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,500
Helping you.

335
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:47,080
Good to know, because we still have to
audition 40 accordion players.

336
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:48,500
I

337
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:56,940
can't

338
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,480
believe Cody would kiss someone else on
the night before our anniversary.

339
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,220
I hate men.

340
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,280
pointing backwards?

341
00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:28,500
I got punched and pummeled by peeve
Parisians.

342
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:36,200
Just because I won the Tour de France
without technically being entered in it.

343
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,560
I should see a doctor about that.

344
00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:47,500
Oh, uh, thank you.

345
00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,650
Happy anniversary, Bailey Bunny.

346
00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:56,050
Meet me at the top of the Eiffel Tower
at 7 for the most romantic evening of

347
00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:57,670
your life. Love, Cody.

348
00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:02,330
Take that, you no good cheating jerk!

349
00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:20,790
Go to school.

350
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:24,470
The lunch lady uses my hair to scrub the
pot.

351
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:27,350
You'll miss breakfast.

352
00:24:27,690 --> 00:24:28,690
I'm up.

353
00:24:28,990 --> 00:24:32,570
Where are we?

354
00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,070
We're trapped in some kind of box.

355
00:24:35,410 --> 00:24:37,210
It's a coffin. We're buried alive.

356
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:42,250
They're shooting at us. We're going to
be buried alive dead.

357
00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:47,210
Woody, we went to some kind of shipping
crate and that sound was bubble wrap.

358
00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:52,660
Would you stop it?

359
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,620
I said stop it.

360
00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:58,820
That wasn't the bubble wrap.

361
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,340
Dude, we're in a box.

362
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,760
Wait.

363
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,880
Wait.

364
00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,640
Shh. I hear someone coming. Get out.

365
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,640
Of course I checked.

366
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:20,900
They don't have the painting.

367
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,680
All they have is a purse.

368
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,360
That's all.

369
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:28,540
Don't worry. Once they tell us where the
painting is, once we get to Bulgaria

370
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:30,840
and they meet the hammer.

371
00:25:58,030 --> 00:26:00,890
Now remember, start playing the moment
she comes in.

372
00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:05,270
Oh, and make sure it's heartfelt when I
sing about how much I love her molecular

373
00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:06,270
structure.

374
00:26:14,210 --> 00:26:17,090
We stopped moving.

375
00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:18,570
There's gotta sound somewhere.

376
00:26:18,770 --> 00:26:19,770
I wonder where we are.

377
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,620
Why don't you give me your purse?

378
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,320
Sexual.

379
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,760
Maybe there's something in there that
can help us.

380
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:36,560
We can use these nail files.

381
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,400
Good thinking.

382
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,680
We'll sharpen our nails and claw our way
out.

383
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:50,900
Or... We could file away the wood around
the hinges.

384
00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:54,360
You try your way, I'll try it mine.

385
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,480
On your mark, get set...

386
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,300
It is finished.

387
00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:18,460
So, what do you think?

388
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:28,120
The simple I don't like it would have
sufficed.

389
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,240
Sorry, the painting is wonderful.

390
00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:33,460
Was wonderful.

391
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,280
Tony, it stinks.

392
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,540
No, no, no, no. What is wrong, mon
chéri?

393
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,800
Nothing.

394
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:42,360
I'm fine.

395
00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:45,060
I saw Cody kissing another girl.

396
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:48,000
Oh, no, that is awful.

397
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,440
It's almost 8 .30.

398
00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:58,140
Where could she be?

399
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,160
That's not my girlfriend.

400
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,840
I know. I am hoping she will be mine.

401
00:28:14,999 --> 00:28:16,400
Bailey, where are you?

402
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,120
Why don't you go look for her?

403
00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:22,020
Right.

404
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,840
Out of the millions of people in Paris,
I'm going to find the one person I'm

405
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,840
looking for. What?

406
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,460
I can't believe it.

407
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,280
She's with some other guy.

408
00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:03,060
London, I need your help. Again with the
helping. It's like you people never met

409
00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:04,060
me.

410
00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,340
It's an emergency.

411
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:07,200
Yeah, well, I have an emergency too.

412
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,240
It's been two days and I haven't bought
anything.

413
00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:11,580
The global economy just can't take it.

414
00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:15,160
I just caught Bailey in the arms of
another man.

415
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,000
Yes, technically I am a man.

416
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,600
Wait, this doesn't make any sense.

417
00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:25,100
That Bailey would cheat on me?

418
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,240
No, there's another guy interested in
that hillbilly.

419
00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:31,670
park across from the cafe.

420
00:29:32,210 --> 00:29:33,590
Oh, I see them.

421
00:29:34,110 --> 00:29:35,890
Wow, he's cute.

422
00:29:36,230 --> 00:29:38,910
Thank you, London. That is so helpful.

423
00:29:41,050 --> 00:29:42,050
Oh, relax.

424
00:29:42,270 --> 00:29:44,910
I'll go check him out. Uh, it out.

425
00:29:48,990 --> 00:29:51,830
Uh, that snail's coming out of your
paycheck.

426
00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:46,610
Marshmallows in it.

427
00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:49,970
Hey, this isn't a backpack.

428
00:30:51,070 --> 00:30:52,070
This is a parachute.

429
00:30:52,730 --> 00:30:53,810
That's how we'll get out of here.

430
00:30:54,170 --> 00:30:55,170
Is there another one?

431
00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:20,920
Juliette, mon amour.

432
00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:28,780
You think that's a woman named Juliette?

433
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,640
Well, you have been carrying a purse all
day.

434
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,100
Satchel. Ah, Marie, ma chérie.

435
00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:43,200
He's cheating on me.

436
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,600
and burn his picture later.

437
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,040
Right now, we've got to get out of here.

438
00:31:58,180 --> 00:31:59,700
Wow, we only have one parachute.

439
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:01,260
Wait.

440
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,080
I've got it.

441
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,740
I'll parachute to freedom and send help
to Bulgaria.

442
00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:07,660
That's in Spain, right?

443
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:11,240
I can't. I parachute to freedom and send
help to Bulgaria.

444
00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:13,940
Which, by the way, any idiot knows is in
Rome.

445
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,840
You ever parachuted before?

446
00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:19,980
No. Have you?

447
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,540
Well, this one time I jumped off the
back of my grandma's couch with an

448
00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:26,540
umbrella.

449
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,560
And it worked?

450
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,620
Yes. You consider spraining your ankle
and crushing a dachshund working.

451
00:32:33,140 --> 00:32:35,700
You crushed a poor little wiener dog?

452
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,420
Yeah.

453
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,920
After that, his middle kind of sagged.
Made him sort of U -shaped.

454
00:32:52,490 --> 00:32:53,930
All the kids call me Stephanie.

455
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,360
Now I know how that dog sin felt.

456
00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:36,740
Sorry.

457
00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:44,280
I haven't cried this much since my dad
replaced all of our crops with onions.

458
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,800
Onions make you cry when they're in the
ground?

459
00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:48,179
Oh, no, no, no.

460
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:52,200
We were crying because Locust ate our
entire onion crop. We were penniless and

461
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,540
surrounded by bugs with bad breath.

462
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:56,950
Hey, you hunk!

463
00:33:57,010 --> 00:33:58,010
Unhand that hick!

464
00:33:58,430 --> 00:34:01,430
What are you doing here? Helping people.

465
00:34:02,130 --> 00:34:03,230
I know, crazy, right?

466
00:34:04,650 --> 00:34:08,310
Meanwhile, I haven't dropped in two
days. If you listen closely, you can

467
00:34:08,310 --> 00:34:09,570
credit card softly weeping.

468
00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:11,750
Don't be ridiculous. Whoa, that's
creepy.

469
00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:17,250
Look, Cody's freaking out because
instead of being on your anniversary

470
00:34:17,310 --> 00:34:19,590
you're here with some sleazy French guy.
No offense.

471
00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:25,600
Why should Cody care what I do? I saw
him yesterday on top of the Eiffel Tower

472
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,060
kissing some hideous French girl with
horrible extensions.

473
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,760
Hey! That hideous French girl was me!

474
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,260
And these are not extensions.

475
00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:34,980
It's just someone else's hair attached
to mine.

476
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:40,580
Wait, what? You were the one kissing
Cody? Oh, I didn't kiss.

477
00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:44,460
Cody dragged me on a practice date so
his anniversary with you would be

478
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,080
Why would he do that?

479
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,320
Because he loves you.

480
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:49,199
And he irons his underpants.

481
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,280
Cody loves...

482
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,120
right. Now get your butt to the Eiffel
Tower before it closes.

483
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:02,540
Great. Sorry, Jean -Luc, but my man's
waiting for me at the second highest

484
00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:04,900
structure in France, right behind the
Milo Viaduct.

485
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,180
Completed in 2004.

486
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:08,640
Anyways, I have to go.

487
00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:11,720
I will never get to you, Bailey.

488
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:15,380
Bonjour.

489
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,280
I am Jean -Luc, and you are?

490
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,120
Not going shopping.

491
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:47,920
I'm gonna kill you!

492
00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:53,300
Tony!

493
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,740
Happy anniversary!

494
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:05,320
If you're referring to the discovery of
radium by the Curies on this date in

495
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,100
1898, then I suppose it is.

496
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,120
You know, I looked all over for a card
for that.

497
00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:16,420
Um...

498
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:19,300
This is all just beautiful.

499
00:36:19,740 --> 00:36:21,240
And I love the accordion player.

500
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,120
Me too.

501
00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:26,400
We've had plenty of time to get to know
each other.

502
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:28,060
Isn't that right, Pascal?

503
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,480
Oui.

504
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:37,180
Pascal has been married six times, has
gallstones, accordion elbow,

505
00:36:37,380 --> 00:36:43,300
and was just telling me in excruciating
detail about

506
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:46,760
all... his planter's wart.

507
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,540
I'm sorry I'm a little late.

508
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:54,320
Very late, but I do have an excuse.

509
00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:58,460
Oh, I know. I saw you hugging your
excuse down in that park.

510
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:04,020
I was not hugging him. He was comforting
me because I was upset that I caught

511
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,140
you kissing another girl.

512
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,740
When? Where?

513
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,700
Last night, on this very spot.

514
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:13,340
That girl was London, and I didn't kiss
her. She didn't kiss me.

515
00:37:13,950 --> 00:37:15,070
There was no kissing.

516
00:37:15,290 --> 00:37:16,290
I know that now.

517
00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:18,710
So, let's start celebrating.

518
00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:28,030
Celebrate? My girlfriend doesn't trust
me. Yay!

519
00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:34,550
Even though I've been completely
faithful to you for an entire year.

520
00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:38,730
Not to mention during my six -month
plan, even though you didn't even know I

521
00:37:38,730 --> 00:37:41,450
existed. You didn't trust me either.

522
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:45,180
Because I saw you in the arms of some
swarthy stranger.

523
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:49,860
Which would not have happened if you
hadn't rehearsed my date with another

524
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:51,160
I mean, who does that?

525
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,339
I do.

526
00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:55,040
And by the way, it went a heck of a lot
better with her.

527
00:37:55,660 --> 00:38:01,120
Oh, so you're saying you would have
enjoyed our anniversary more if I

528
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:06,120
here? You weren't here. It was just me,
Pascal, and the snails.

529
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:09,420
You were too busy hugging Pepe Le Pew.

530
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,020
His name is Jean -Luc.

531
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:20,520
pew. Well, thanks for waiting a whole 12
hours before you got over me and moved

532
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,520
on to another guy.

533
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:26,560
Will you stay out of this?

534
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,240
Don't you speak to Pascal that way. At
least he showed up on time.

535
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:52,100
from the bad guys you rotten punks my
name is stefan i am

536
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:58,940
not a little girl when i catch you you
will be the dead meat wow you french

537
00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:02,980
are a persistent people oh he's gaining
on us

538
00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:33,950
I must be out of knives.

539
00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:39,770
Now you are.

540
00:39:41,310 --> 00:39:44,350
What the heck?

541
00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:51,250
For your information, Jean -Luc was just
trying to be nice.

542
00:39:51,710 --> 00:39:54,430
Oh, yeah, I saw how nice he was being.

543
00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:57,550
I can't believe you were stupid enough
to fall for that.

544
00:39:58,370 --> 00:40:01,830
Did you just call me stupid?

545
00:40:02,710 --> 00:40:09,250
If the shoe fits... What the heck?

546
00:40:13,490 --> 00:40:20,390
If I'm so stupid, then why is my
chemistry grade higher? Oh, I get one A

547
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:23,970
- because I noticed the teacher wore a
toupee and she got all upset.

548
00:40:25,970 --> 00:40:28,410
I am so sick of your competitive
attitude.

549
00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:35,970
accidentally stopping my perpetual
motion machine.

550
00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,250
I tripped.

551
00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:41,010
And if I could stop it, then it wasn't
perpetual.

552
00:40:42,530 --> 00:40:43,970
You know what? That's it. I'm done.

553
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,210
Well, you know what? I'm done, too.

554
00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:50,110
All I wanted was this to be the best
anniversary ever, and you've ruined all

555
00:40:50,110 --> 00:40:53,310
my plans with this horrible fight. Oh,
you mean you didn't practice this fight

556
00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:54,310
with London?

557
00:40:55,450 --> 00:40:56,448
You know what?

558
00:40:56,450 --> 00:40:59,570
If you don't appreciate what I was
trying to do here, then maybe we should

559
00:40:59,570 --> 00:41:02,510
break up. Maybe we should. Is that what
you want? Is that what you want?

560
00:41:09,740 --> 00:41:10,740
Then it's over.

561
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:12,860
Fine.

562
00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:23,320
This is officially the worst night of my
life.

563
00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:24,900
What else could go wrong?

564
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:45,279
Our wedgie.

565
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,400
Serves you right, Stephanie.

566
00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:50,740
Oh, hey, Cody. Happy anniversary.

567
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:59,800
That lady's bachelor got all ripped up.
Must have never given me mine back.

568
00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:02,300
Hey, what's that in the lining?

569
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,280
It's a painting.

570
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,380
Ooh, pretty.

571
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,440
This will look great next to my dogs
playing poker.

572
00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:22,840
practically see the tension in the
bulldog's face. Is he going to raise? Is

573
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:23,840
going to fold?

574
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:29,100
Woody, this must be the priceless
painting Stephanie was talking about.

575
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,860
Yes, of course. I know those bullies. In
fact, they're right over there.

576
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,540
Give me that.

577
00:42:36,780 --> 00:42:37,780
Give it back to me.

578
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,640
It's mine.

579
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,540
Not until you give me back my
marshmallows.

580
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,500
Wait a second.

581
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,140
Isn't that the Monet?

582
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,760
that was stolen from the Musee d 'Orsay?

583
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,940
Uh, no.

584
00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:54,700
It's a paint by numbers.

585
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,540
I worked really hard on it, so it's very
precious to me.

586
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,760
You see that?

587
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,100
I tripped a thief with your satchel. Was
that so hard to say?

588
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,300
Security! Security!

589
00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:12,140
Come on, up you go.

590
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,160
Here you are. Now, give me that. Now,
take her away, please.

591
00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:22,650
You managed to catch a thief and recover
a priceless painting.

592
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:24,870
I must say, I am very impressed.

593
00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:27,170
Thanks. That means a lot, spokes.

594
00:43:29,830 --> 00:43:30,830
Wait a minute.

595
00:43:31,130 --> 00:43:33,150
Napoleon? I'm not Napoleon.

596
00:43:33,650 --> 00:43:35,330
I'm Wolverine.

597
00:43:48,430 --> 00:43:49,810
All the action on the set.

598
00:43:53,930 --> 00:43:57,030
Get ready to take the stage with Disney
Channel's Rock It.

599
00:43:57,270 --> 00:44:00,170
This is the road to Camp Rock 2, the
final jam.

600
00:44:01,170 --> 00:44:04,110
Our newest campers are ready to rock.
Let's meet them.

601
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,379
What's up, everybody?

602
00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:09,940
This is Matthew M. Dot. I'm excited to
be on set. I'm excited to work with the

603
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:13,440
cast, you know, the brothers and Demi
and all of the other cast members, and

604
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,920
so excited to perform. I love
performing. I'm excited to be on the

605
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,860
Matthew's such a hard worker, and he's
so focused and determined to get his

606
00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:24,360
music and his artistry out there. His
style is very different than mine. It's

607
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,940
wonderful to feed off of him and play
with him. M. Dot. M. Dot's my boy. M.

608
00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:30,620
Dot's my man. He's really talented and
has a great...

609
00:44:30,830 --> 00:44:34,190
great voice and he's a great dancer and
I'm just not afraid to go there with his

610
00:44:34,190 --> 00:44:37,110
character. He is a smooth, smooth
dancer.

